Joanna Cameron, star of the mid-1970‚Äôs Saturday morning television series Isis, claims that she is not in any way affiliated with the terrorist group ISIS (called ISIL by some Democrats to show support for and pander to Syria).
‚ÄúThat‚Äôs the way the cookie crumbles‚ÄĚ is an expression that has been around since the 1920‚Äôs. The exact origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is used as another way to say ‚Äúthat‚Äôs life.‚ÄĚ Researchers at Stanford University have received a three billion dollar grant from the Food and Drug Administration to determine the exact way that the cookie does crumble.
The duo behind Ben & Jerry‚Äôs ice cream is hoping to ‚Äútake back Congress‚ÄĚ by creating Democrat-inspired flavors. Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield are teaming up with social justice organization MoveOn to create a contest to support seven progressive candidates ahead of the midterm elections.
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‚ÄúWe were as surprised an anyone,‚ÄĚ said the lead technician on the project, Professor Luken Balden. ‚ÄúBut the universe is, in fact, exactly shaped like this popular American cellular phone. Go figure!"
Swedish Olympic Athlete Ivana Phuque, who has won speed skating medals in the Winter Olympics and pole vaulting medals in the Summer Olympics, has decided to expand her activities to include golf. She will compete in the 2019 LPGA tour.
The famous Dracula‚Äôs Castle, the Transylvania landmark once home of Vlad the Impaler and also known as Bran Castle, is up for sale in Romania. The sale price is estimated to be about $150 million in U.S. dollars. While the castle has little indoor plumbing (except public bathrooms in the tourist areas), it does offer the following amenities:
Washington DC ‚Äď SatireWorld.com) A UK newspaper reports that the Obama administration, via the National Security Agency (NSA), has been collecting the phone records of millions of Verizon customers each day under a top secret court order.
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The BBC, taken by surprise by a production that people actually want to watch, have produced a list of spin off productions to be screened over the next twelve months.   The Oddie-Guard ‚Äď a world renowned ornithologist protecting birds on a three seater bicycle.¬† Nobody knows why the birds are on a bycicle. The...
By September of¬†2018, Trump’s even more frantic and reckless as his allies are falling one by one to Mueller, or¬†were fired, or fled of their own volition. The Republicans may well be sacrificing their party on the long term¬†for their loyalty to this¬†dangerous clown. Trump¬†will likely¬†destroy¬†the¬†GOP¬†as more young people¬†register to vote and join the resistance.…
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As a fund raiser for the 2020 Presidential Election, the Democratic Party has contracted with Ronco and The Franklin Mint to release a series of commemorative plates. They will include such famous party individuals as Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, and others.
In an impromptu visit surprising the Judiciary Committee that recommended his confirmation 27 years ago, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas stopped by the US Senate this week to reminisce with the legislative branch about his hearing way back in the day.
A lot of bad things have been said about my husband Les Moonvez in the press lately. That he's a sexual predator. That he's a creep. That he exploited his position as Chairman and CEO of CBS to coerce women to submit to his crude sexual advances.
Thursday‚Äôs debut of the Presidential Alert of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System hit a bum note today with proctologists warning of ‚Äėpotentially dire consequences‚Äô as telecoms providers promised to crank up cell phone tones and vibration functions ahead of the anticipated trial.
Los Angeles, CA - (satireworld.com) California Democrat Maxine Waters became flustered at a recent rally where she called for ‚Äėimpeachment‚Äô but couldn‚Äôt hear her own words. Afterward, close confidants and aides suggested that the 78 year old congresswoman get her hearing tested.
After months of frenzied investigations and a bevy of expensive private eyes shuttling across three continents, billionaire Donald Trump claims he‚Äôs found Barack Obama‚Äôs real birth certificate and the results are not all that pretty.